I woke up this morning with a ton of great reasons why I couldn’t go too the gym today. They all seem pretty legitimate. Last week I couldn’t go because I was broken and sick from Tough Mudder. Apparently playing in ice water on top of a snowy mountain is not a healthy thing to do. This week I am healthy and strong, but the planets are just not in alignment. Yup…planets. Pluto says don’t go to the gym, but I really shouldn’t listen to him because he is still pissed about being kicked off the planet list.
Elly In Bloom
Colleen Oakes
Genre: Literary Fiction | Contemporary Fiction | Women’s Fiction
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You don’t always have to lose weight to find love. Sometimes it finds you. And punches you right in the face.
Surrounded by lush flowers and neurotic brides, chubby 32-year old Elly Jordan has carved out a sweet little life for herself as the owner of Posies, a boutique wedding florist in St. Louis. It’s not bad for a woman who drove away from her entire life just two years ago when she found her husband entwined with a red-headed artist.
Sure, Elly has an embarrassingly beautiful best friend, a terribly behaved sheepdog and a sarcastic assistant who she simply calls “Snarky Teenager”, but overall her days are pleasantly uneventful. As a bonus, her new next door neighbor just happens to be an unnervingly handsome musician who has an eye for curvy Elly. Just when she feels that she is finally moving on from her past, she discovers that an extravagant wedding contract, one that could change her financial future, is more than she bargained for.
With the help of her friends, staff and the occasional well-made sandwich, Elly bravely agrees to take on the event that threatens to merge her painful history with her bright new life, and finds herself blooming in a direction she never imagined.
Elly’s voice, both charming and hilarious, will appeal to those readers who have been looking for a new voice in chick-lit, and will give women of all sizes the realistic heroine they’ve been waiting for and is a must-read for fans of Jennifer Weiner or Jane Green.
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Zombie, Inc.
Christine Dougherty
Genre: Horror | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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Twenty-five years after the deadly plague, the United Five State Republic’s most successful company, Zombie, Inc., is in trouble. Will a simple case of dwindling supply and lessening demand be the end of them or will Zombie, Inc. find a way, however unpalatable, to survive?
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Imperfect Circles
Sarah Suzuki
Genre: Biographies & Memoirs
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As a child, Sarah identifies with her privileged, Anglo-American relatives who can trace their ancestry back to the Mayflower. Sarah disowns her bi-racial identity as an Asian American, until an encounter with her estranged Japanese American relatives calls into question her understanding of the traumas the generations before her faced in pursuit of the American dream.
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Phate: The Cosmic Fairy Tale
Jason Alan
Genre: Fantasy
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In the far distant future, in a forsaken galaxy of dying stars, the last great war between good and evil erupts when the Devil King of the Dark Forever attacks the haunted world of Phate. Overwhelmed by the Devil King’s vast legions, the cosmic guardians of the universe call upon Drinwor Fang, a young dusk elf deemed the Son and Savior of the Stars. Bequeathed the legendary Sunsword Surassis, it is his destiny to fight for all the universe. But before he can defend the forces of light, Drinwor must elude the clutches of an even more despicable fiend than the Devil King…
Enter Warloove, the vampire lord of the dark elves, who’s mysteriously obsessed with stealing the sunsword. Shrouded behind a swirling cloak of smoke, his eyes burning yellow with hate, Warloove mounts his massive demonic dragon and chases Drinwor across the sorcerously destroyed landscapes of Phate.
One Life, One Soul, One Sword…
Welcome to Phate, The Cosmic FairyTale, a story of warriors from the stars, of palaces in devastated skies, where emotions and imaginations run high, and dragons and starships mingle with angels and demons in a universe where the light of the Seven Glories shines in your very dreams…
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Quick and Easy Slow Cooker Recipes – 25 Easy Slow Cooker Recipes for Any Occasion
Cooking Penguin
Genre: Cookbooks, Food & Wine
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Time is a luxury that few people seem to have these days. Whether you are a working professional or a stay-at-home mother, you may feel like sometimes there just aren’t enough hours in the day. When you lead a busy life, preparing a home-cooked meal may feel like a daunting task at the end of the day but, thanks to these slow cooker recipes, it doesn’t have to be. The beauty of a slow cooker is that can simply add your ingredients, turn it on and let it run all way. When you come home from work at the end of the day, you will be greeted by the delicious aromas of your fully-cooked dinner waiting for you in the kitchen.
From family favorites like beef stew and spaghetti with meatballs to unconventional dishes like jambalaya and chicken cacciatore, you may be surprised what you can create using your slow cooker. Last-minute notice of potluck dinners or family get-togethers will no longer throw you into a frenzy – simply throw together a few ingredients in the slow cooker then go about the rest of the day. By the time you are ready to leave, your dish will be fully cooked and ready to take with you. If you are in need of some easy yet flavorful meals, give these slow cooker recipes a try!
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