I would love to put my kitty in a costume for Halloween, but they don’t make plus size costumes for cats. Ya…I could try a dog costume, but if he found out he might smother me while I sleep.
I Once Was a Nice Guy: The hilarious and psychotic tales about the women of my past.
Juddy Ferguson
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Health, Fitness & Dieting
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Nice guys don’t finish last. They are chopped up into pieces by a machete otherwise known as true love. Most of them never survive the treacherous road of broken hearts. They may end up becoming a submissive coward willing to go beyond the call of duty to win the affection of the one they love. Sometimes all they really want is to get a small taste of the female flesh. It’s not that one gender is worse than the other. There will always be evil creatures hiding in the shadows on both sides. I would like you to take a journey with me. We will be traveling into the far depths of an emotional abyss that was once my love life. It’s a place filled with binge drinking, psychotic girlfriends, and extremely awkward sexual escapades (and I would be lying to you if I said that most of the problems in the bedroom were not my fault.) As you submerge yourself into this dark world of lust, betrayals, and whiskey, keep in mind that these are true stories. They will make you laugh. They will make you cry. And they will unravel the story of how the nice guy I used to be was destroyed by every woman I have ever dated. Cheers!
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Nameless Dwarf book 1: A Dwarf With No Name
D.P. Prior
Genre: Fantasy | Horror
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Cursed by a demonic axe and fueled with an unquenchable bloodlust, the Nameless Dwarf slaughters his own people in their thousands. The survivors flee to the nightmare realms beyond the mountains, where no one has ever set foot and lived to tell the tale. Freed from the axe, and horrified by what he has done, the Nameless Dwarf pursues them across the known world. Convinced there can be no atonement, he is prepared to sacrifice everything to save the last of his race from extinction. The trail leads to the brigand town of Malfen, on the fringes of civilization. But no one passes though without paying a toll to an underground boss known as the Ant-Man. It is a toll that has already cost many their lives.
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Sutter’s Country Home For Children: Book One of the Sutter’s Series (Sutter’s Home 1)
Laurie Kast-Klein
Genre: Teen & Young Adult | Family Life | Coming of Age
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She had seen it all. The social workers would pull up with a kid. Aunt Clara and Uncle Dan would greet them in the driveway, all smiles and handshakes. Before the road dust had settled from the departing worker’s car, the kid would be given the low-down on living here. The low-down was what everyone called the rules. Don’t speak unless spoken to. Do what you are told, when you are told. Never touch the telephone. “The sooner you fall into line, the better off you will be,” Uncle Dan always piped in. Some of the kids cried, some kicked and screamed when they realized their predicament. That’s what the chamber was for. The Chamber was merely a downstairs storage closet. Those that couldn’t settle in the way they were expected had to be given the chamber treatment.
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A Short Story Longer
D Andrew Stewart
Genre: Science Fiction | Westerns
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A Short Story Longer contains nine short stories from the frontiers of America: “A Short Story Longer” A kid with the “family curse” learns he has the talent to be one of the greatest gunslingers in the West. But is it worth the cost? “The Burr” When Dan plays a practical joke on a grizzled, old cowpoke, Dan fears that the old man’s revenge might prove deadly. “It’s the Law” A good but misdirected kid learns too late that if the Law isn’t enforced, then there is no Law. “Lonely Range” A young ranch hand bravely attempts to rescue a wagon from bandits and finds himself trapped in the desert with a beautiful young woman… and no water for miles. “The Feel of Death” On his last night on his land, an old, blind rancher becomes trapped in his own cabin with somone, or something, that wants him dead. “Final Justice” Brad is framed for a murder he didn’t commit. With the noose already around his neck, he pleads his case for what might be the final time. “Sleepwalker” Despite his crippled leg, Cub is chosen to be tested to become a man, but his quest brother is also his enemy. And they’re alone in the wolf-infested wilderness. “The Way It Should Be” Emily discovers that her old beaux is back in town, but there’s something different about him, something that will teach her what true love really is. “Watcher for the Brethren” Don’s only son Virgil becomes mysteriously ill and is taken by the local authorities. But Don won’t let him go that easily and risks his life to get Virgil back.
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Bushcraft Tips & Tools by Tony Nester (Practical Survival Book 7)
Tony Nester
Genre: Science & Math | Sports & Outdoors
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Bestselling author and survival instructor Tony Nester delves into recommendations for basic bushcraft gear and tips for increasing your competency in long-term wilderness living. Packed with practical advice taken from years of teaching field courses, and experimentation on extended personal trips, this book covers strategies for enjoying the wilderness with your hands and a few simple tools. Topics Include: Tarp and Bedroll Types, Bushcraft Blades, Axes and Saws, Firearms & Food Procurement Tools, Region-Specific Gear, Wilderness Ethics, Clothing Recommendations, Trail Food and Cooking Implements. Also included is a helpful Q & A section, colorful anecdotes from the author’s time on the trail, and home practice exercises. Volume 7 in the Practical Survival Series.
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