A hilarious and honest British mom’s madcap adventures in suburbia, from Amazon UK bestselling author Aimee Horton! This humorous collection is a blend between chick lit and cozy mystery,that will have you laughing along with gin-drinking amateur sleuth Dottie. Enjoy!
Mothers Ruined: A Novel
Aimee Horton
Genre: Romance | Mystery
Dottie Harris has a knack for stumbling into chaotic situations, gin & tonic in hand. When Dottie and Henry Harris move to their new house, Dottie’s only desire is to make friends in the neighbourhood. But Dottie, just home from delivering her third child, is struggling to adjust to village life. Recently promoted Henry travels a lot, and the neighbours aren’t very welcoming (although that could be because when Dottie first met them, she had dyed her children green). So when Dottie accidentally hears her neighbours’ conversations over her baby monitor, she can’t help but use the sneaky information in her quest to build new friendships. Of course, eavesdropping never ends well, and when Dottie discovers that two of her neighbours are having an affair, she’s horrified. Worse still, the locals are convinced she’s the one who’s doing the cheating. It’s up to Dottie to clear her name and uncover (and expose) the real cheat — in her signature haphazard way!
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Survival of the Ginnest
Aimee Horton
Genre: Romance | Humor & Satire
Bridget Jones’s Diary meets The Nanny Diaries in this Amazon UK Best Seller!
The only thing Dottie Harris loves more than her gin & tonic is her family. Most of the time. From her hapless-but-well-meaning husband to her two energetic bundles of joy, Dottie certainly has her hands full. And she’s tired. So tired. With quips like “How do sleeping babies know the minute you sit down?” this modern-day diary will have you laughing — when you’re not crying with empathy, that is! Dottie tells it like it is: the good, the bad, and the eternal piles of dirty laundry.
Funny chick lit with parenting humor… If you’re looking for a motherhood book packed with pregnancy and parenting humor, or simply want to know you’re not the only one having trouble parenting newborns and toddlers, this book about the ups and downs of parenthood is for you! It’s a motherhood manifesto, social media style!
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Survival of the Christmas Spirit: A Novella
Aimee Horton
Genre: Family Life | Holidays
A hilarious Christmas tale from Amazon UK bestselling author Aimee Horton!
“Cooking for nineteen people will be a cinch!” Ever-optimistic Dottie Harris is preparing for the biggest and best Christmas celebration ever, and nothing — not even unexpected guests or running out of gin — will get her down. But as always, things don’t run smoothly for Dottie, and it’s not long before her two energetic children, hapless husband and a nasty stomach bug wreak havoc on her carefully planned spreadsheets. Can Dottie throw the perfect family Christmas (without so much as a swig of gin to help her through) or will preparing for the festivities get the best of her? One thing’s for sure: This will be a Christmas to remember!
A humorous Christmas novella… If you’re looking for a funny holiday read for the Christmas season, or want to get in the Christmas spirit, the latest installment in the Dottie Harris Survival Series is for you! Or spread some Christmas cheer and give it as a Christmas gift!
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