That certainly went by quick. I didn’t even have time to do my battle cry at the start of Thanksgiving dinner. Oh but it was delicious! I wonder if the turkeys downtown know they can come out of hiding now. I really hope they are hiding and not in a Tupperware container. As messy as they are, its neat to see them taking over city hall and the police station. The very fact that they use the crosswalk makes me giggle every time. The massive flock of chickens at the Walgreen’s never use the crosswalk and it causes a lot of traffic issue. They are nowhere near as polite as the turkeys. I have seen the chickens stand between people and their cars clucking at them madly. If you know chickens, you can just shoo them away, but some find it intimidating. Eventually they learn the arm waving technique from a seasoned patron and all is good.
How To Be Dead (The ‘How To Be Dead’ Grim Reaper Comedy Horror Series Book 1)
Dave Turner
Genre: Horror | Fantasy
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Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul crushing dead end job. He’s in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut. His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience – though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely and dangerous. How To Be Dead is the first part in a three novella funny urban fantasy series that tells the story of Death and his office staff protecting humanity from ghosts, zombies, vampires and medium-sized apocalypses. After a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.
“Dave Turner is a funny man and ‘How To Be Dead’ is a brilliant read.” “If Neil Gaiman and Simon Pegg sat down to write a story together they might come up with something like this.” “Hilarious and unexpectedly moving.” “Laugh out loud funny… It’s been a while since an author has made me laugh more than Pratchett does.”
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London Large – Blood on the Streets: Detective Hawkins Crime Thriller Series Book 1
Roy Robson
Genre: Teen & Young Adult | Urban | Mystery
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LONDON LARGE: Blood on the Streets – The gripping noir thriller of crime, punishment and vengeance by Garry and Roy Robson.
A double murder – Two socialite sisters are murdered in plain sight in the heart of London. The killer is gunned down by the police. No one on planet earth can identify the killer; nor understand why the sisters were murdered. A gang war – As gang war erupts on the streets of London Detective Inspector Harry ‘H’ Hawkins is sent to investigate the mystery. He links the warring gangsters to a high level establishment conspiracy; and the conspiracy to the murder. And then his partner is kidnapped. A race against time H is a hardened copper, but uncovers hard-boiled truths that chill even him to the bone. If he is to save his partner and avenge his best friend he knows that every second counts…
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Bobby in the Lobby: A Where-Am-I Book (Where Am I 1)
Jake Tashjian
Genre: Children’s eBooks
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MEET BOBBY! He’s trying to have fun in the lobby, but does he go too far? Find out in the first book in the ‘Where-Am-I?’ series. Using funny illustrations and hilarious rhyme schemes, this family-friendly, easy-to-read, early chapter book will win over parents and children alike. Written by best-selling illustrator Jake Tashjian. Using hyperbole, puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, bestselling author/illustrator Tedd Arnold creates an easy reader that is full of fun.
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The Lake House Secret, A Romantic Mystery Novel (A Jenessa Jones Mystery Book 1)
Debra Burroughs
Genre: Romance | Mystery
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From New York Times bestselling author Debra Burroughs comes THE LAKE HOUSE SECRET…
With her life going from bad to worse, reporter Jenessa Jones is drawn back to her small hometown by a death in her family. When human remains are discovered not far from town, Jenessa is assigned the story, throwing her into the thick of town drama. Caught between her old boyfriend, with whom she shares a sordid past, and her new love interest, who offers her something she has desperately been wanting, Jenessa is embroiled in a homicide investigation that ends up pointing the finger at someone she loves. Can she uncover the truth of this murder before it destroys her family and any chance she has for a happy life?
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Some Christmas Camouflage: A Short Story
Elisabeth Grace Foley
Genre: Holidays | Historical Fiction
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On a snowy December evening during the Great Depression, a high-spirited college student impulsively decides to do some spying on a quiet classmate — with unexpected results. A short story both funny and touching, in which mischief brings about a small Christmas miracle.
Some Christmas Camouflage is a short story, approximately 9,400 words long.
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