Hubby and the baby bassets are starting to panic. I have begun the cleansing of the house. Out with the junk food! BEGONE EVIL SUGAR!!! LEAVE MY HOME! I think they are stashing treats in various crevices. Not gonna work people. I know where everything is in this house. Now go eat a carrot!
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda (Once Upon a Theme Book 1)
Tara Lee Reed
Genre: Women’s Fiction | Contemporary Fiction | Humor & Satire
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Elle Masters is over dating. It used to be fun: the drama, the angst, the exhilarating beginnings, the bittersweet middles, the blowout endings. Then the tears, hangovers, rebounds, and another addition to the Heartbreak Box in her closet. Now Elle can’t remember the last time a guy made his way into her box. When her friends Rachel and Valerie insist she snap out of her post-breakup funk with a girls’ night out/rebound hunt at a San Francisco bar, she isn’t expecting tall, dark, and hummuna-hummuna, Nick Wright. This is no rebound guy. He’s definitely, maybe, The One. In Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, you play Elle as she and her pals put the “antics” in “romantics.” You’ll question everything you thought you knew about love, over-analyzing and second-guessing your way through hundreds of modern dating dilemmas and passionate predicaments. With 60 Happily Sometimes Afters, you’ll always have another chance with Mr. Wright.
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The Scorpion’s Tale
Wayne Block
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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Thanks to the killer’s handiwork, Tony’s partners were also dead in Manhattan. The killer needed to finish his business in Westhampton tonight, so he could make his flight to Italy before any of the bodies were discovered.From his neck down he dressed like a surgeon with cotton coverings over his clothes and shoes that were specially made to fit although they were two sizes too large. He also wore latex gloves and a ski-mask to ensure that his entire body was protected against leaving even a cell of his DNA behind.
Looking into the eyes of his victims in their final moment of life did not faze him. In fact, it gave him pleasure.The sound of Tony’s head smashing into the door disturbed him only because the success or failure of an assignment might hinge upon an unknown factor – variables that were his job to minimize.He never left anything to chance, carefully tending to the crime scene, making sure there was no evidence to assist law enforcement. Satisfied all was in order, he silently exited the master bedroom, gun in hand.
Amanda tried the light switch in the kitchen, but it didn’t work.She opened the refrigerator door, found a pitcher of water, and poured a tall glass for her and Catarina to share.She replaced the pitcher, closed the refrigerator, took a step into the hallway and immediately noticed a large shadow of a person, obviously much taller than Tony. She shrieked in surprise and dropped the glass, which shattered.The killer reacted without conscious thought. He instinctively raised his gun and fired.Amanda made a loud moaning sound as she crumpled to the floor.Suddenly there was another scream behind him.He turned and aimed at the sound, not realizing that his gun was pointed at a forty-five degree angle toward the floor.He fired again and there was silence.It took only a split second for him to realize that the voice had screamed “Mommy.”
Bred to kill, he is the perfect weapon.
A soulless assassin until a fatal mistake. Now he is hunted by a father for killing his wife and children.A continent away, another family slaughtered. A beautiful daughter teams with a Mafia enforcer on her own quest to find him. A story of revenge and redemption. The tale of the Scorpion.
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Chez Stinky (An Alpine Grove Romantic Comedy Book 1)
Susan C. Daffron
Genre: Women’s Fiction | Humor & Satire | Romance
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A novel with a little humor and a lot of fur.
Kat Stevens is a slightly insecure, mostly bored technical writer who likes her cat a lot more than her boss. She hasn’t laid eyes on her great aunt Abigail since she was eight, so she’s stumped when she inherits Abigail’s house in the small hamlet of Alpine Grove.Kat’s uncomplicated life gets decidedly less so when she discovers the inheritance comes with some hairy conditions: four dogs and five cats that her aunt wanted her to love as her own. Of course, the house smells like a barn–with a touch of antique skunk–and, naturally, has serious roof issues. And that’s before the three-legged cat gets stuck in the wall and the shower goes kablooey.
When Kat meets Joel, an unemployed techie type with no love lost for his sister, Kat looks past his obvious flaws, given his timely and desirable skill set: a talent for fixing things (and his own tools). Despite out-of-control dogs, cat fights, dust dinosaurs, massive spiders and an old grizzled hippie passed out in the yard, Kat discovers the tranquility of the forests of Alpine Grove starting to seep into her soul. And why she can’t she stop thinking about Joel?
Note: Chez Stinky is a full-length novel (300 pages/80,000 words) that is Book #1 of the Alpine Grove Romantic Comedies. It’s a feel-good novel that appeals to people who enjoy a little light romance and quirky animal stories.
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Dawning (Black Earth Book 1)
M.S. Verish
Genre: Coming of Age | Fantasy
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He has no name but is known by many. He is a Demon, surrounded by the chaos inherent in his own shadowy nature, and it is the magic of Shadow that is killing him. Unwilling to accept his imminent demise, the nameless Demon embarks on a mission to find the witches who may hold his cure. He discovers the alternative to his death may be a greater price than he is willing to accept, and what is acceptance in a world full of Humans?
In the company of the immortal prisoner he has liberated, the Demon struggles to survive, understand who he is, and shape a future that once seemed impossible. It is, for better or worse, a new beginning, a Dawning in this foreign world.
**Black Earth is a Trilogy**
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The Boudicca Parchments (Daniel Klein adventures)
Adam Palmer
Genre: Action & Adventure | Science Fiction
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A night-time intruder at an archaeological dig site in England finds a parchment written in Hebrew script. Thousands of milesaway, Semitic language expert Daniel Klein receives a blurred image on his mobile phone. But when he goes to meets the sender and old nemesis -a fraudster called Martin I. Costa – he realizes that he has walked into an ambush.
Accused of murder, Daniel finds himself on the run, pursued not only by the police but also by a ruthless ultra-orthodox Jewish sect (Shomrei Ha’ir) led by the fanatical Shalom Tikva. And they are determined to silence him. With the help of a Cambridge Professor of Archaeology and a beautiful Irish-Israeli Mossad officer, Daniel follows a trail of clues that takes him from London to Rome to Jerusalem, in a quest for the link between two of the Roman empire’s most troublesome opponents: the ancient Britons and the Judeans. All the while they are barely one step ahead of Bar-Tikva, the strong but feeble-minded son of the leader of Shomrei Ha’ir.
But who are these ultra-orthodox Jews trying to stop him – even to he point of targeting his sister and nieces? And why are they being helped by Chienmer Lefou, a glamorous, antisemitic former fashion model, who accuses the Jews of a great financial conspiracy and yet seems to have jumped into bed with her ideological opponents? Could it be that what Daniel has stumbled upon is equally threatening to the Belgravia-based Lady Lefou and the small Jewish sect in their self-imposed ghetto? Or is it simply that their malicious motives have created strange bedfellows?
With the predators closing in on Daniel from all sides, he must keep his wits about him, as danger lurks in every corner – and he doesn’t know whom he can trust.
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