Author: The Basset

Today is the first day of school for my baby bassets. I should probably stop referring to them as...

I need to hide a body. Don’t worry it’s just a rose bush I unalived a few weeks ago....

Slay behemoths, hatch a dragon, and save the world. The Primal Hunter meets We Hunt Monsters meets...

Winter is coming. OBVIOUSLY I need to buy a bunch of plants that will die as soon as the weather...

I am such a jerk! I have been going on and on about my trip, but I never said thank you to all of...