Author: The Basset

Hubby is worried about my mental state. I am on a mission to find the perfect way to store butter. Is this really important? No, but we use so much butter everyday, which means there is always a messy butter container on our...

The sun is out. I think it’s a trick. I am going to get all dressed up to go outside, then the clouds will come and dump rain on me. I will go back inside and the sun will peek out again. WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO???? The...

“A private investigator, a mysterious hitchhiker, dancers, gangsters, a mysterious bag …and twists and turns that will have the reader unable to put it down, Missing Mona by Joe Klingler … has it all.” — San Francisco Book...

I am so disappointed. I bought a lazy fish. He has one job, and that’s to clean the glass in the tank. It’s been four days and he hasn’t cleaned anything! Well, nothing that I notice. I see him hanging out on...

I met a seagull named Brenda today. She seemed pretty nice, but I think she was only talking to me because I was snacking on a scone. Was it rude that I didn’t offer her any? I mean, she might have had an allergy or...