Author: The Basset

I see way more people than there should be going nuts over Costco changing the packaging for their...

I wish fainting couches were still a thing. I just want to lay on one looking dramatic, and think...

Every legend begins with a choice. Ancient artifacts and powers from a bygone age threaten to tear...

I love new beauty products. I will try just about anything, but …. snail mucin? People are...

I will not buy any toys. I don’t deserve a present. I will not buy any toys. I don’t...