The poor kitty did not get the memo. There is no counter-top in the bathroom at this time. Thankfully he was not hurt except for his feelings. If ever anyone didn’t believe that our furry friends have souls, he proved they did with the hurt look on his face when I went to rescue him. I pulled him out, gave him a hug, and set him back down.He started to walk away, but then paused and looked back at me with the most hurt look on his face. He said nothing, just stared at me as if to say,” You should have warned me”. He turned back around and walk on.

Frozen Past
Richard C Hale
4.3 Out of 5 Stars (120 Reviews)
Genre: Men’s Adventure | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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Luke is only fourteen. Eliana is his whole world and for a fourteen year old, the burden is immense. You see, Eliana is being stalked. Stalked by a madman who wants nothing more than to see her dead. The madman knows things that no one should know and sees things that no one should see. He tells them if they say a word to anyone, they will both die. And Luke can’t let that happen.

Eliana’s past is catching up with her and Luke must do anything to save her. Anything.

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First World Problems: 101 Reasons Why The Terrorists Hate Us
Ben Nesvig
4.6 Out of 5 Stars (70 Reviews)
Genre: Humor & Entertainment

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You are reading this on a screen. You have First World Problems.

First World Problems: 101 Reasons Why The Terrorists Hate Us is a collection of short humorous essays and rants from a man who knows suffering. It is comedy that borders on tragedy.

What are First World Problems?A First World Problem is a trivial issue that afflicts people in wealthier nations declared to be in the “First World.”

Third World Problem “I have to walk three miles to draw water from a dirty well or else I’ll die of dehydration.”

First World Problem “We have nothing to drink in the fridge except filtered tap water.” Do you have nothing to drink except a limitless supply of tap water?

Have you ever bought so much food at the grocery store that it molded before you could eat it? Did you buy an iPhone one week before the new model was announced? You’re suffering from First World Problems.

What follows is the graphic account of what it’s like to live in the First World. Tales of unreasonably cold air conditioning, eating to the point of exhaustion, and being unable to enjoy Summer weather due to gainful employment in a bad economy.

Excerpts from First World Problems: First World Problem: Girl Scout Cookies Box Has Less Cookies Than I Remember: “…My Tag Alongs barely have cookies to tag along with. Thin mints are anorexic. The Somoas are only some. And I’ve been shorted on the short bread cookies.”

First World Problem: I Didn’t Order My Pizza Online So I Can’t Track It “…But now? Nothing. Is my pizza being made yet? Is it in the oven? Is it excited to see me? Does it know my name? Does it like watching Cheers reruns as much as I do? Is it wearing a seatbelt in the car? Is it thirsty? Does it like to sing in the shower? Dance like no one is watching? Love like it has never been hurt? To those questions I have no answer.

Instead I’m worrying it will never find me, like a senior citizen who fell down without Life Alert.”

There is nothing funny about my problems except that they are hilarious. Read the book for less than the price of something trivial, like a Mocha, that is slightly more expensive.

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The 13th
Shadow Stephens
4.6 Out of 5 Stars (27 Reviews)
Genre: Romance | Fantasy

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Magic in Strega Bluff is like parking meters in other cities. The quaint New England town is home to a large community of witches, warlocks–and many secrets. Jade Hansen loved living there until the untimely death of her parents. After a much-needed sabbatical, she returns to find the peaceful hamlet turned upside down. A string of murders haunts the city and everyone is potential a target, but even worse, they are all suspects. A family secret puts Jade in the middle and her loved ones in danger. Dodging an evil warlock set on revenge, she is in a race to stop the killer before it’s too late.

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Globular Van der Graff’s Goblin Tales for Adults
Jack Eason
4.7 Out of 5 Stars (14 Reviews)
Genre: World Literature

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A very long time ago, there once was a land called Goblindom hidden behind a magic barrier to protect its inhabitants from mankind. Man’s ancestors the humins lived there quietly alongside wyverns, griffins, trolls, witches and wizards as well as woods, mountain and plains goblins, ravens, eagles and many more creatures.

This anthology is a collection of thirty tales, which I have translated from goblin into English thanks to Globular Van der Graff, a friendly southern woods goblin who told them to me not long ago. They are not my tales, they are his, hence the title – Globular Van der Graff’s “Goblin Tales for Adults”.

For a long time, like most human children I disbelieved the stories read to me by my parents of goblins, witches and wizards, wyverns and griffins, believing them to be nothing more than tales designed to entertain, until that first fateful early morning visit several months ago, when Glob physically sought me out and deliberately entered my life.

I hope and pray that like me, you will all open your hearts and minds to the fact that goblins, especially of the noble and friendly southern woods kind, do still actually exist today. Through necessity for their own protection they have to hide from the modern world you and I live in. If you are fortunate as I undoubtedly am, some may even be living in an oak wood near you.

Lastly, may I just say on behalf of Glob whose anthology this is, not forgetting for one moment his good friend Bejuss, and his goblin brothers, Make, Mous, Neo, Byz, and myself, how much we thank you for taking the time to read this, the first ever written record of the once magical land of Goblindom.

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Trails in the Sand
P.C. Zick
4.9 Out of 5 Stars (12 Reviews)
Genre: Literary Fiction | Science & Math

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A Family Saga Filled with Love Triangles, Sea Turtles, and an Oil Spill

When environmental writer Caroline Carlisle sets off to report on endangered sea turtles during the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, the last thing she expects is to uncover secrets, secrets that threaten to destroy her family, unless she can heal the hurts from a lifetime of lies. To make matters worse, Caroline’s love for her late sister’s husband, Simon, creates an uproar in a southern family already set on a collision course with its past.

Using real-life events as the backdrop, Trails in the Sand explores the fight to restore balance and peace, in nature and in a family, as both spiral toward disaster. Through it all, the ancient sea turtle serves a reminder that life moves forward despite the best efforts to destroy it.

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Millicent Marie Is Not My Name
Karen Pokras Toz
4.9 Out of 5 Stars (64 Reviews)
Genre: Children’s eBooks

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Twelve-year-old Millicent Marie does not like her name. After all, she was named for a woman who died more than fifty years ago and was not the most loveable member of the Harris family. Her friends call her Millie, but when she writes in her diary she refers to herself as Amanda, the name she always wished she had.

When Millie’s younger brother finds her diary on her computer, he decides to publish it as a blog for the entire world to see, including the boy Millie has a crush on. In the midst of all the mayhem, Millie/Amanda discovers she is suddenly Springside Elementary’s most sought after sixth-grade mystery gossip and advice columnist.

But not all is fun and games, as Millie quickly learns, once she realizes feelings are at stake. Nobody, least of all Millie, expects things to turn out as they do in this tale of friendship and respect.

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Recipes With Honey – For All Seasons
Diana Bricker
4.6 Out of 5 Stars (15 Reviews)
Genre: Cookbooks, Food & Wine

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HONEY CAN be used in everything! Examples found in this cookbook include Honey Glazed Ham, Baby Carrots, French Bread, Brie Cheese Smothered in Almonds, Blueberry Scones, Tomato-Basil Soup, Sweet Potato Biscuits, Veggie Pasta Salad, Honey Glazed Fruit Salad, Honey Wheat Knots, Honey Nut Snack Mix, and a whole lot more!

I hope you and your family delight in the Gourmet Country Cuisine featured in this book of OVER 50 of my personal recipes with honey that I’ve compiled over the years! This kindle book also includes honey recipes for breads, main dishes, sides, desserts, appetizers, ideas for parties, entertaining tips, and other ideas to treat your palate!

It was inspired by my love of cooking, creating recipes as a mother, and my many years as a professional caterer. It truly gives me joy to feed family, friends, and crowds of people.

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