UGH! Today I have to be extra adulty. I hate adulting sometimes, especially when I have a lot of adulting to do.

Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction (Goose Pimple Junction Mysteries Book 1)
Amy Metz
4.3 Stars (575 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery | Women’s Fiction

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When Tess Tremaine starts a new life in the colorful town of Goose Pimple Junction, curiosity leads her to look into a seventy-five-year-old murder. Suddenly she’s learning the foreign language of southern speak, resisting her attraction to local celebrity Jackson Wright, and dealing with more mayhem than she can handle. A bank robbery, murder, and family tragedy from the 1930s are pieces of the mystery that Tess attempts to solve. As she gets close to the truth, she encounters danger, mystery, a lot of southern charm, and a new temptation for which she’s not sure she’s ready.

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The Jewel Box
C. Michelle McCarty
4.4 Stars (377 Reviews)
Genre: Travel | Romance | Literary Fiction | Humor & Satire | Humor & Entertainment

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Jill moves to the urban sprawl of Houston (that’s Texas, y’all) looking for big city excitement and adventure. But one mistake dominos into another and fate finds this small town girl struggling to salvage her dignity. Infused with authentic, messy people who live life out loud, this comedy-drama contains ADULT LANGUAGE and situations. Experience the mystical, laid-back Age of Aquarius through the materialistic, high-speed Internet era, via references to the times/political climate and music which reflects the rocky terrain of the country (and subsequent growth) parallel with that of the novel’s main character.

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A Quest of Undoing (Tales from the Land of Ononokin Book 1)
John P. Logsdon
4.5 Stars (46 Reviews)
Genre: Fantasy

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Why does questing have to be so persnickety? Xebdigon Whizzfiddle is a wizard who has to find a quest, get it contracted, and finish it to the letter within 30 days or he’ll lose his guild membership status, meaning he’ll have to actually work for a living. At the perpetual age of 650, this is really no longer an option. After interviewing countless people who are looking for a wizard to quest with, Whizzfiddle all but gives up. But then one last questing party arrives, and they’re the oddest bunch he’s seen in a long time–and being a wizard in the land of Ononokin, that’s saying something! They have to traverse the portals from the Upperworld to the Underworld; deal with Trolls, Ogres, Gorgans, Orcs, and worst of all… Humans; survive the land of professional salespeople; go through the afterlife; and fight to avoid Whizzfiddle’s disgruntled past-apprentice’s attempts to thwart them at every turn. Going through all of this makes Whizzfiddle wonder if maybe he shouldn’t just give up magic and go back to his roots of being a farmer.

The land of Ononokin gets its influence as a hodgepodge from Monty Python, National Lampoon, Family Guy, Terry Pratchett, Piers Anthony, Douglas Adams, Harry Harrison, and countless other comedic mediums. Readers will find a new, fun, comedic fantasy world to play in. Wizards, magic, Dwarfs, Orcs, Ogres, Trolls, Gnomes, Halflings, Vampires, Zombies, Dragons, Gorgans, and more fill the vastness of Ononokin.

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Splinter (Banished From Hell Book 1)
H.J. Harry
4.3 Stars (32 Reviews)
Genre: Science Fiction | Teen & Young Adult | Horror

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They waited, waited for the old knowledge to fade away into the mists of myth. Imprisoned; banished, separated they waited as the population grew to numbers that could sustain their appetites. Humanity developed habits that made them fat; slow and ripe, memories of the old ways forgotten. They waited for a re-birth of the time of legend for the time when their kind ruled and man was naught but the fodder upon which they fed. They waited for the time when the old gods die and the new were anxious to take their place. They waited for today. A young man resisted the sweet words of compulsion forsaking money and unlimited power to be with the woman he loves. It was a condemning of his self to the focus of a demon once banished. A demon worthy enough to start the vehicle bent upon the destruction of humanity and all that pertains to it, enslaving an entire species to his will, he knows that he can do what no other has. In Mesopotamia he was accused of having a god complex when already he has done what god would never do. God complex hell, he was god and the earth should rue the day.

This is the beginning of the Zombie Rush Saga by Joseph Hansen aka HJ Harry

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Cult Child
Vennie Kocsis
4.4 Stars (29 Reviews)
Genre: Nonfiction | Biographies & Memoirs

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It is 1973 Sila Caprin’s mother is recruited into a religious cult, “Sam Fife’s Move of God”. Within the year, Sila and her older siblings, Leis and Jeremy, along with all of the family’s belongings, are packed into the back of a U-Haul leaving California for their new home in Massachusetts. Eventually they will be taken deep into the Alaska tundra to a compound surrounded by miles of woods and monitored by armed men. Under the guise of Sam Fife’s violent teachings Sila endures physical, mental and sexual abuse as she fights to maintain just a glimmer of her own humanity. Sila is creative, intuitive and smart as she vies for individuality in a culture where she is insignificant and unprotected; until the day her sister becomes a victim of an act that in its sadness becomes their savior. Vennie Kocsis has composed a deeply moving novel poignantly portraying the pure will and ability that children use to cope themselves through trauma.

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