This is just funny so I am going to put this here and laugh and laugh and laugh. Headline: “Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn’t find the exit”.

Code Name Camelot (Noah Wolf Book 1)
by David Archer
4.1 Stars (19,015 Reviews)
Genre: Thrillers | Action & Adventure

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Framed for crimes he did not commit, he is sentenced to death by his own country…
Noah Wolf is quickly becoming one of the top names in the world of espionage. With well over 1 million copies sold and thousands of five star reviews, this perennial USA Today bestselling series will be sure to keep your heart pounding well into the night.

After witnessing the murder-suicide of his parents as a child, Noah suffers from a form of PTSD that has left him without emotion, without a conscience and without the ability to function as a normal human being. With the help of childhood friends, he learns to watch others around him and mimic their behaviors, in order to conceal the fact that his mind operates more like a computer that he has spent years programming. That program is what allows Noah to pass himself off as normal, by establishing parameters of right and wrong that are completely inviolable to him.

As a young adult, Noah finds structure in the U.S. Army, and becomes an excellent and exemplary soldier, but when his self-imposed programming is put to the test by the murderous acts of the superior officer, Noah finds himself quickly made expendable, charged with crimes he did not commit and facing the possibility of execution. Without any reasonable hope for a reprieve, Noah’s logic-based mind accepts his fate.

Sometimes, though, things are not all as they seem to be, and Noah is offered one chance to save himself. It was his disability, his lack of emotion, that made him the soldier he had become. Now, an ultrasecret organization known as E & E wants Noah’s talents, offering him a chance to survive…

As the most deadly assassin the world has ever known.

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Vilna, The End of the Road: A WW2 Jewish Holocaust Survival True Story
by Sarah Shimonovitz
4.2 Stars (543 Reviews)
Genre: World Literature | History

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The unforgettable story of a brave woman and her daring and dangerous journey to survive the horrors of the Holocaust and hold on to life.

Lithuania, 1941. As the Nazi forces invade the capital city of Vilna, its Jews’ lives are forsaken. Death lurks beyond every corner, not only at the hands of the German invaders, but mainly at those of local killing gangs collaborating with the new regime.

Sarah Shimonovitz is not spared from this threat of death. When the Nazis round up Vilna’s Jews in the ghetto and sentence all those without essential professions to death, Sarah’s life is in grave danger. But she manages to survive the selection, moving between hiding places and evading her pursuers.

Then, the Nazis decide to destroy the ghetto in its entirety and haul everyone that remains onto trains designated to the extermination camps, Sarah among them. She realizes that time is running out and she must act quickly to save herself. Mustering her courage, she jumps out of the racing train into the dark forest in the middle of the night to escape the death that surely awaits her at the camp. But now that she is off the train, can she survive the cold forests that hold many enemies in their depths?

Vilna, the End of the Road is the true story of a brave woman in one of humanity’s darkest times. It is a tale of courage and survival, of human nature and its ingrained evil, but also of a strong spirit and an unyielding faith in hope.

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A Perfect Poisoned Pastry in a Quiet English Village (Lily McGee Cozy Mysteries Book 2)
by Donna Doyle
4.5 Stars (122 Reviews)
Genre: Religion & Spirituality

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Sweet treats prove deadly in Didlington and Lily’s favorite foody friend is in the frame!

Lily McGee is settled and ready to focus on writing her next mystery story, only to be interrupted by a real-life mystery… and a murder.

Accusations fly as Lily’s foody friend, Marjorie, is accused of an illicit affair and a heinous crime of poisonous passion. Lily finds it hard to focus on the facts… all the fingers point to Marjorie as the killer.

Can Lily clear her good friend’s name? And can Lily solve her biggest mystery so far, her feelings toward Blake Huntington, the handsome Lord of the manor?

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Dragon Force: The Complete Series
by Lucia Ashta
4.5 Stars (502 Reviews)
Genre: Teen & Young Adult

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This complete set includes all three books in the Dragon Force series: Invisible Born, Invisible Bound, and Invisible Rider.

Invisible when no one should be, Anira is an outcast, forced to hide from the chieftain who rules her clan with an iron fist.

He is their savior. Akin to a god. The path to their survival.

Only, he isn’t. Not by a long shot.

He is their greatest enemy, hidden within their midst. The most dangerous threat of all.

No one sees him for who he is, but her. The one whose very existence is a guaranteed death sentence, should she be discovered. Worse, she is a twin, and the chieftain has forbidden all twins. If she is revealed, her brother will die too.

But Anira is the only one who realizes who the chieftain really is.

She must decide what is more important: her own survival and that of her twin, or that of her entire people and the dragons they are sworn to protect.

When a baby dragon, left for dead, is the first to ever see her, it’s up to the two of them to do what must be done.

** The Dragon Force series is an action-packed, magical adventure suitable for readers of all ages. **

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Any Luck at All: An Opposites Attract Romantic Comedy (Asheville Brewing)
by Angela Casella, Denise Grover Swank
4.4 Stars (2,393 Reviews)
Genre: Romance

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She might be wishing for the wrong kind of luck.

Georgie Buchanan doesn’t know the first thing about running a brewery — she doesn’t even like beer — so she’s out of her element when she and her siblings inherit their grandfather’s money pit. Her one hope for success lies with River Reeves, the handsome brewmaster who learned at her grandfather’s feet… if she can avoid falling for him.

River Reeves is having a rough week. Not only did he lose his friend and mentor, Beau Buchanan, but he’s just been betrayed by his former best friend and business partner. Still, things seem to improve when Georgie offers him his dream job — turning around Buchanan Brewery.

Great right? There’s one problem: his new boss is his dream woman, and she’s not the type to mix business and pleasure.

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