If you are currently walking around happy as can be and want to knock that ridiculousness right out of you, I have just the cure. You need to place an item for sale on Facebook Marketplace. The very first line should include exact details about the item, and the second line should include the statement, “Please do not ask me if this item is available”. Yesss… as soon as you hit the Post button the messages will start rolling in. Bleep bleep bleep!! “Is this still available?” Bleep bleep bleep… “Is this still available?” Oh my. I have had over 1700 views on the item in less than 24 hours, and guess how many people have asked me if it is still available? I choose to be polite and respond to them yes it is, but not one person has followed up to my response. I think I might have to assemble a crew of Care Bears to fight this evil. “CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!!!
Ask for Mercy
by James Benmore
Genre: Mystery
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‘You can discover some distressing things while investigating a person’s life. His daughter is the last person I’d encourage to do it.’
Mercy Tyler is London’s newest private investigator. Having inherited one half of an agency from her father, her first case couldn’t be more personal.
Who killed her dad?
Although Ray Tyler’s death appears accidental, Mercy believes he was killed by an unseen hitman she heard him conspiring with when she was still a child. Now, determined to find out what really happened, Mercy delves into a world of tarnished PI’s, vicious gangsters, cheating spouses and a mysterious assassin known only as the Long Needle.
The first in an exciting new crime series from James Benmore – acclaimed author of The Dodger Papers – Ask for Mercy introduces readers to a brand new detective who is much more than she first appears.
Follow Mercy in her quest for truth, no matter how dark and emotionally complex it might prove to be.
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Secondhand Soldier (The Soldiers of PATCH-COM Book 1)
by Michele E. Gwynn
Genre: Thrillers | Romance | Foreign Languages
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When Eastwood’s leg was blown off in an RPG explosion in Kuwait, he thought his career was over, but with a second chance, and the love of a good woman, it was only the beginning!
Second chances didn’t come for everyone, but for Sgt. Harold Tyler, code name; Eastwood, it was mandated. Losing a leg in the line of duty didn’t mean retirement for this Green Beret. Instead of being sent home, Eastwood finds himself transported to a top-secret rehabilitation facility deep inside the infamous Area 51. Confined to an unknown camp beneath the Nevada desert, he comes face to face with Joely Winter, a sexy one-night stand he met in London.
Joely Winter was a child prodigy and the inventor of advanced bio-engineered prosthetics. Now grown and the owner of a successful company, she’s contracted by the Department of Defense and put in charge of their new program, PATCH-COM. Here, the military ensures a return on their investment in highly-trained special operations soldiers by patching them up and moving them back out into the field. Unknown even to SEALs, Delta Forces, Green Berets and more, PATCH-COM soldiers operate far beneath the radar and beyond the knowledge of top brass at Fort Bragg.
During his time at Camp Lazarus, Joely is determined to keep their relationship professional, barely. But when Eastwood receives orders to bug out, he suffers a crisis of confidence. Returning to the field on his new leg with a new team is too much to handle. Seeing her big, brave, handsome ex-lover doubt himself breaks her heart, so Joely breaks her rule to rally her man. It’s her patriotic duty, after all! But intimacy only draws them closer and when he leaves, he takes her heart with him.
With orders in hand and a team of broken soldiers at his side, Eastwood heads out to recover a Ukrainian operative in possession of the very technology now propping him up. It’s a race against time to find the traitor within their midst responsible for betraying PATCH-COM before the operative can sell the stolen tech to their enemies. When the identity of the traitor is revealed, he knows Joely’s life is in danger. Can Eastwood save his woman in time?
18+ (Language, Adult Situations)
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The Last Mask
by Ray N. Kuili
Genre: Literature & Fiction
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When Norm, a Boston businessman on a trip to Tokyo, gets into a random bar conversation with a stranger, all he expects to get out of it are some tips on Japanese etiquette. Instead, he quickly finds himself in an odd discussion about masks he wears every day, midlife crisis and happiness. As their conversation gets stranger and stranger, Norm starts questioning everything he thought he knew about himself — and about what it means to be happy.
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The Lighter Side of Dogs: Twisted Tails from the Hood
by David Hamburg
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Humor & Satire
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“The Lighter Side of Dogs, Twisted Tails of the Hood” by David Hamburg is an engaging, light-hearted, and humorous, collection of short stories with a focus on colorful description, witty observations, playful language, and comedic elements makes this the funniest, best-written short story collection you ever read. If you’re a fan of Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, or David Sedaris, you’ll love this book because seriously, it’s way funnier. Read this collection of short pieces you’ll see what.
David Hamburg’s writing style can best be described as humorous and conversational. He employs a mix of casual language, clever wordplay, and unusual metaphors to create an entertaining and light-hearted tone. The use of vivid descriptions and similes adds color to the stories and enhances the reader’s visualization of the scenes.
These witty tales showcase the unique personalities and quirks of dogs, from mischievous mutts to pampered pooches. Whether you’re a dog lover or simply in need of a good laugh, “The Lighter Side of Dogs, Twisted Tails of the Hood” is a must-read. So sit back, relax, and let David take you on a wild and wacky journey through the world of dogs.
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Left Luggage (A John Lawrence Novel Book 1)
by Andrew Christie
Genre: Thrillers | Mystery
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Paris, 1975. A terrorist lies dead on the street, his blood pooling between the cobblestones. Nearby is another body — John Lawrence’s father — shot dead in his doorway because he wouldn’t hand over a suitcase.
Thirty five years later, the suitcase turns up in Sydney, and John finds himself in the middle of a gangland war.
That’s okay, John may be out of the Army now, but he still knows how to do war. It’s peace he has problems with.
This gripping crime thriller, first in the John Lawrence series, is full of suspense and shocking twists.
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High Country Rescue
by Michael Skinner
Genre: Westerns
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In 1908 a former Marine gets an express letter asking for help. A young woman has been kidnapped and he is needed urgently in Southwest Colorado. His only instructions are to be ready to go into the High Country.
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Baked Sweets: A Dessert Cookbook with Delicious Baked Sweets (2nd Edition)
by BookSumo Press
Genre: Cookbooks, Food & Wine
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Delicious Baked Sweets
Come take a journey with us into the delights of easy cooking. The point of this cookbook and all our cookbooks is to exemplify the effortless nature of cooking simply.
In this book we focus on cooking sweet treats in the oven. Baked Sweets is a complete set of simple but very unique Baked Sweets recipes. You will find that even though the recipes are simple, the tastes are quite amazing.
So will you join us in an adventure of simple cooking?
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