Author: The Basset

It’s not like it surprised me, but I was a little disappointed that the Halloween section at...

I don’t know who needs to hear this but… Please stop cutting avocados with the...

“When a woman has a kitchen utensil between her fingers, raise your hands, take three slow...

Yesterday I finally moved all those boulders I bought off Facebook because I just HAD to have...

Today I can’t stop walking around the house talking to my dogs in a silly voice, and also...